Best Work-Related E-mail EVER
-----Original Message-----
From: [The Tech Guy]
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 9:24 AM
To: All Employees
Subject: spam
I have just fixed the spam filter here to dump any email that contains the word VIAGRA. If you are expecting an email about this product please tell me. This way I can make sure your email gets delivered to you.
Thanks
Tech Guy
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[This would really be best with no additional commentary, but I feel compelled to point out that my workplace is about 97% female.]
posted by elswhere | 9:17 PM
3 Comments:
wonderful. He should really have made it "This way I can make sure your email gets delivered to you and I get
1. A chance to mock your sex life and/or
2. A fantastic bit of gossip to pass on to everyone in the building."
Oh I love it, LOVE it! What is it w men and their penises? (Sorry, wrong forum, I know, it's a perplexity of mine)
And you of little faith, didn't I say I WOULD be back, you infidel?? *furball*
Oh Lioness, you are! You're back!!
Kate-- Those messages were definitely implied. I'm beginning to suspect Tech Guy of a wicked sense of humor, his deadpan demeanor notwithstanding.
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