Best Work-Related E-mail EVER
From: [The Tech Guy]
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 9:24 AM
To: All Employees
I have just fixed the spam filter here to dump any email that contains the word VIAGRA. If you are expecting an email about this product please tell me. This way I can make sure your email gets delivered to you.
[This would really be best with no additional commentary, but I feel compelled to point out that my workplace is about 97% female.]