News exclusive: Rogue Keyboard Irks Blogger

\argh! my keyboard's all fujckedujp!\ Whenever I heit\ backspace I getf a backslash, like s\]

]Whenever I hitf retfujrn, I getf a rightf-bracketf.
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And whenever I tfhi\tf T it types F

Hey wait

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

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Oh! It's better! I'm cured! It's a miracle! hallelujah!

All I had to do was threaten to blab to the media, apparently. My keyboard knuckled right under to the power of exposure in the mighty Travels in Booland, read by dozens daily!

Now all I have to do is remember what I wanted to post about in the first place.