lolspeak app

The candy and flowers and cards have all been mutually distributed, and we all told each other we love each other, and now RW's doing dishes and MG's cleaning her valentine detritus off the couch before the Roomba comes to get it.

And me? I'm working on the cover letter for the job application that's due tomorrow, since my wonderful job ends by fiat of grant expiration in a month and a half and I've, you know, gotten into the habit of eating regular meals.

Here's my rough, writer's-block-beating draft:

Hai Librarry Peepulz!

Pleez axcept mah applicashun for branch libraryn. I likez bookz. I r a wiz with the internetz. I haz experyunce with story tyms. Lykewiz, schul visets.

I r good with the publik. Crazy peepulz? I cn deal with dem. Little kidz? No prob. Teenagurs? I LUVZ teenagurs. Esp. for lunch. (burp!)

I can has job?

Kthxbai,

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Do I have a shot at an interview, you think?