My Online Wife Strikes Again!

Mme. Spanglemonkey, how I love her. Check out her recent post on chaperoning a 4th grade camping trip:

"Look at these boys running. Now fix in your brain the concept that these boys were awake all night. They are running. Do you feel your own age, now? Do you realize just how old you are? You are horribly, wretchedly old. Your joints are worn down and you're just lucky that these boys still imagine that they need you. Hoard money, so they'll remain respectful as you continue your crippling decline."

Indeed.