(1) elswhere: Your basic left-handed Jewish lesbian New York expatriate. Compulsive bibliophile. Mom [adoptive variety]. Born 1966. Oldest child. Birth sign: Cancer. Your Humble Narrator. 109 more things about me.
(2) Renaissance Woman: Musician, librarian, massage practitioner, sound designer, teacher, online Help developer, future speech pathologist, and mom [biological variety]. Born 1962. Only child of academic ex-hippies. Birth sign: Cancer [yes, another one]. Spouse of Your Humble Narrator.
(3) Mermaid Girl: a/k/a Sarah-boo, Boo-girl, Miss S., Bunny, Munchkin, Her Highness. Only child of elswhere and Renaissance Woman. Occupations: Undressing dolls, jumping off furniture, singing, dancing, drawing, painting, climbing, swinging on swings, scheming for candy, resisting bedtime. Born 2000. Birth sign: Virgo [with pronounced Leo tendencies].
I ran across this year-old post while nosing around my statcounter referrals and am citing it here partly so that I can always find it again if I'm ever feeling too sad.
That makes twice in one day that the California Contingent has caused me to laugh so hard I almost hurt myself.
Maybe it's all the pies you folks keep hurling at each other.
How strange! While you were posting this I was walking on the beach looking at hermit crabs during a minus tide and thinking of Mermaid Girl's guilt trip. I was very careful which shells I put in my pocket!
Badger! It is, it's you! Of the pie-fucking and proto-vegetarian, swan-fighter-child-parenting! Nice to see you.
You can probably see in your referrals I keep clicking on the above post just so I can read again "I would tell those swans GET OFF DA PIANO!" Oh god that is funny. Thank you.
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How strange! While you were posting this I was walking on the beach looking at hermit crabs during a minus tide and thinking of Mermaid Girl's guilt trip. I was very careful which shells I put in my pocket!
Liz, that is so cool! I'll be sure to tell her. She'll be thrilled that her admonitions had an effect on *someone*, if not on her dopey old mom ;-)
Oops, I'm outing myself, but that was me (badger)
Badger! It is, it's you! Of the pie-fucking and proto-vegetarian, swan-fighter-child-parenting! Nice to see you.
You can probably see in your referrals I keep clicking on the above post just so I can read again "I would tell those swans GET OFF DA PIANO!" Oh god that is funny. Thank you.
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