Renaissance Woman's Diet Alternatives
The East Beach Diet: No sugar except ice cream; drink a glass of water every time you have a negative body image thought.
The North Beach Diet: No carbs unless they taste good.
The Northwest Beach Diet: Eat whatever you want; drink V-8 instead of orange juice; feel virtuous*.
The West Beach Diet: Aah, screw it**.
*This one is actually my contribution
**And this one, amazingly, must be credited to RW's mom, who in the past has been a zealous proponent of many diet fads, including this notorious hoax.