Is this the party to whom I am speaking?
MG has become the Official Phone Answerer of the House. So much so that she takes great offense if anyone else tries to answer the phone when she's in hearing range. As our phone only rings four times before switching over to voicemail, this ensures a great flurry of excitement whenever the first ring is heard, as our girl sprints across the house, over furniture, etc. to grab it in time.
She usually remembers to say "Hello?" but she's a little fuzzy on the rest of the protcol.
Here's about what it usually sounds like:
"Hello?" [a little tentative and wobbly]
"Yes, this is Mermaid Girl." [modestly proud]
"Which mom would you like?" [My favorite phone line EVER.]
"Yes. May I ask her who's...may I tell you who's...may you ask her who's calling?"
*silently hands the phone to one of us and scurries off to change her outfit yet again*